1 00:00:09,457 --> 00:00:10,854 MAYA: Okay. 2 00:00:10,958 --> 00:00:12,855 They're gonna be here like any minute. ANNA: I know. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,732 Did you bring your mom's shopping bag? 4 00:00:14,836 --> 00:00:18,109 Oh, yes. Chanel, baby... Oh, perfect. 5 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:20,924 You want tape, too? Yeah, thanks. 6 00:00:21,591 --> 00:00:23,488 Thank you, madam. 7 00:00:23,592 --> 00:00:26,657 Okay, so, we have the milk cups... 8 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,742 Okay, yeah, amazing. 9 00:00:28,846 --> 00:00:30,493 Um, what else do we need? 10 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,371 Okay, we have some clothes. Stevie's gonna be bringing... Camera. 11 00:00:33,475 --> 00:00:34,705 Camera. 12 00:00:34,809 --> 00:00:37,415 Connie's gonna bring clothes and I have clothes. 13 00:00:37,519 --> 00:00:39,583 ANNA: I just hope that they take this project seriously 14 00:00:39,688 --> 00:00:41,668 'cause osteoporosis is not a joke. 15 00:00:41,773 --> 00:00:45,379 Like my grandmother had it and it devastated my father. 16 00:00:45,484 --> 00:00:47,506 He hasn't really been the same. 17 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,424 SHUJI: Hey, Butt Lords. 18 00:00:49,528 --> 00:00:51,384 What are you doing? Shuji, go away. 19 00:00:51,488 --> 00:00:54,344 We're working on, like, a serious project. Hello! 20 00:00:54,449 --> 00:00:55,595 Hey, Shuj. 21 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,221 What up? (CHUCKLES) 22 00:00:57,326 --> 00:00:59,265 Hey, Evan. 23 00:00:59,369 --> 00:01:01,600 Hey. What's up with you? 24 00:01:01,704 --> 00:01:04,393 We was gonna go see Cast Away again. 25 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,103 I like your hair today. 26 00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:09,001 Um, my mom wanted me to give this to you before we left, um... 27 00:01:09,626 --> 00:01:12,399 Don't flick me off! 28 00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:14,526 Bye, Evan. (DOOR CLOSES) 29 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:17,403 Okay, do you, um... Your brother is fine. 30 00:01:17,507 --> 00:01:20,072 Anna, stop, that's disgusting. 31 00:01:20,176 --> 00:01:23,241 Uh, stop! Okay, did you bring the snacks? 32 00:01:23,345 --> 00:01:25,409 Hell yeah! 33 00:01:25,513 --> 00:01:27,535 Gushers, Cheetos. Perfect. 34 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,162 Just like you requested. 35 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:30,704 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 36 00:01:30,809 --> 00:01:32,331 Oh, my God! Okay, they're here. All right, all right. 37 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:34,165 We're good. We're good. Yeah, we're good. 38 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:36,417 You look good. Do I? You look good. Yeah. Do I? 39 00:01:36,521 --> 00:01:37,585 Mmm-hmm. Okay. 40 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:40,357 Um... Chill. Shh. Chill. 41 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:45,674 Are you ready. You ready? 42 00:01:45,778 --> 00:01:47,863 One, two, three. 43 00:01:48,322 --> 00:01:50,594 ANNA: Do it. 44 00:01:50,698 --> 00:01:52,825 BOTH: One, two, three. 45 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:54,222 Hey. 46 00:01:54,326 --> 00:01:56,599 ♪ High 47 00:01:56,703 --> 00:02:00,518 ♪ I am high 48 00:02:00,622 --> 00:02:03,312 ♪ The you I show to you 49 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,981 ♪ Is just a lie 50 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,566 ♪ You take what you want 51 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,359 ♪ You get what you take 52 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,799 ♪ The high, high, high ♪ 53 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:18,448 Thanks for, like, coming over, you guys. 54 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:20,783 We had to for school, obviously. 55 00:02:20,887 --> 00:02:22,284 Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. 56 00:02:22,388 --> 00:02:24,244 Yeah, obviously. 57 00:02:24,348 --> 00:02:26,079 So... 58 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:28,268 Is anyone hungry? 59 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:40,965 You guys hungry, or like... 60 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:42,633 Um... 61 00:02:42,737 --> 00:02:44,092 MAYA: Anna? 62 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,260 Like... 63 00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:48,449 No, don't... No. 64 00:02:51,577 --> 00:02:53,057 Do you, like, have more food? 65 00:02:53,161 --> 00:02:54,308 No. 66 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:56,601 That's not possible. Can I check the fridge? 67 00:02:56,705 --> 00:02:59,186 Actually, my brother ate everything we have, 68 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:02,439 so, like, there's nothing in there. Literally, there's... 69 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:04,065 It's just on the right. 70 00:03:04,169 --> 00:03:05,733 (FRIDGE DOOR OPENING) BECCA: Ew! 71 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,443 Why are there fish heads in here? 72 00:03:07,547 --> 00:03:08,485 Close it! Close it. 73 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,674 (FRIDGE DOOR CLOSING) 74 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,011 Maya, have you any ham? 75 00:03:20,056 --> 00:03:22,412 No, do you want me to buy some? 76 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,413 STEVIE: No, it's like... it's like an inside joke. 77 00:03:24,518 --> 00:03:26,415 Never mind, I'm not hungry anymore. 78 00:03:26,519 --> 00:03:27,499 (GIRLS LAUGH) 79 00:03:27,603 --> 00:03:28,875 Should we, like, start the project or... 80 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:30,668 We'll start. Okay. Get the clothes. 81 00:03:30,772 --> 00:03:32,628 GIRLS: Yeah, we'll do it, you guys, so... 82 00:03:32,732 --> 00:03:34,087 ANNA: Um, if you want to choose, like, 83 00:03:34,191 --> 00:03:36,172 Spice Girl outfits to be Spice Girls. Oh, yeah. 84 00:03:36,276 --> 00:03:38,841 Let's just pick from what Connie and I brought. 85 00:03:38,945 --> 00:03:40,967 Yeah. MAYA AND ANNA: Oh, good idea. 86 00:03:41,072 --> 00:03:42,427 So, just to go over it, you guys, 87 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:44,428 so, we're the old Spice Girls 88 00:03:44,532 --> 00:03:48,139 and we, like, can't sing or dance 'cause we have osteoporosis 89 00:03:48,243 --> 00:03:49,891 so, we need milk, so that we... 90 00:03:49,995 --> 00:03:51,600 And then we drink and we get strong 91 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:52,726 and then we'd fight dance... 92 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,644 Okay. I'm Baby. 93 00:03:54,748 --> 00:03:55,686 I'm Posh. 94 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:57,188 I want to be Posh. 95 00:03:57,292 --> 00:03:58,397 Baby. Ginger. 96 00:03:58,501 --> 00:03:59,731 I'm Sporty then. BECCA: Okay. 97 00:03:59,835 --> 00:04:02,692 Okay. I'm Baby. Stevie's Ginger, 98 00:04:02,796 --> 00:04:04,651 Anna's Sporty, and Connie's Posh. 99 00:04:04,756 --> 00:04:06,236 MAYA: Wait, I called Posh. 100 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,529 (IN ENGLISH ACCENT) My name is Posh and I go to Chanel. 101 00:04:08,634 --> 00:04:09,655 ANNA: She did. 102 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:12,532 But you look the most like Scary. 103 00:04:12,636 --> 00:04:14,659 ANNA: Do you have, like, a Sporty outfit? 104 00:04:14,763 --> 00:04:16,848 BECCA: This I guess could be Sporty's. 105 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:19,454 BECCA: No, I do. CONNIE: Stevie, look. 106 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:20,538 Look... No. 107 00:04:20,642 --> 00:04:21,872 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 108 00:04:21,977 --> 00:04:23,832 Guys, did you see that? Guys, guys, you all... Okay. 109 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:25,834 MAYA: That literally touched my face. 110 00:04:25,938 --> 00:04:27,919 Touched my face. BECCA: Guys, stop. 111 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:29,753 We're about to record. 112 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:33,047 So, we have the definition in the dance but who's gonna bring us milk? 113 00:04:33,152 --> 00:04:34,507 ALL: Not it. 114 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:37,676 Maya's it. I said "Not it" before all of you. 115 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:38,718 I'll do it. 116 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:40,094 No, it's funny if Maya plays 117 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:41,554 the servant and brings us milk. Yeah. 118 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:43,680 Wait, why do I have to be the servant? 119 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,056 Because you're like different from us. 120 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,349 Like, so, we're the Spice Girls, 121 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,538 and you're the servant 'cause you're like tan. 122 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,603 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:51,707 --> 00:04:54,563 So, okay that's funny. 124 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:57,148 STEVIE: No, like, hunch over more. BECCA: Like, you're old. 125 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,733 STEVIE: Like bend. 126 00:04:58,837 --> 00:05:00,443 You got to go lower. Like lower. 127 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:01,860 Hunch over. 128 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:03,320 Like this? Is that funny? 129 00:05:03,424 --> 00:05:04,612 BECCA: Yeah. (LAUGHS) 130 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:06,781 Who wants some milk? (CHUCKLES) 131 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:09,699 Guido! Guido, bring me some milk! 132 00:05:09,804 --> 00:05:11,242 Who's Guido? What's Guido? 133 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:14,119 Maya's Guido The Gardener because he's Mexican and she's tan. 134 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:15,495 (ALL LAUGHING) 135 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,705 BECCA: Tan! 136 00:05:16,809 --> 00:05:18,894 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 137 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,542 (MIMICKING) Guido, do you want the milk? 138 00:05:22,646 --> 00:05:24,836 Get it, get it? Me want milk... 139 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:27,838 Ew! Don't touch us. You're dirty. 140 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:29,881 Guys, let's start. 141 00:05:29,985 --> 00:05:32,133 Okay, yeah. Okay, get in line. 142 00:05:32,237 --> 00:05:35,177 ANNA: I know. Sorry. Sorry. 143 00:05:35,281 --> 00:05:36,386 Okay. 144 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:38,220 What are you doing? No, you're recording. 145 00:05:38,325 --> 00:05:39,596 Yeah. Guido! 146 00:05:39,701 --> 00:05:40,764 You're on camera duty. 147 00:05:40,868 --> 00:05:42,265 I can record. I'll record. 148 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:44,725 No, no. Let her do it. Okay. 149 00:05:44,829 --> 00:05:46,060 Get back... 150 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:47,315 ANNA: I can do it. CONNIE: Just push the button. 151 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,229 I know what button it is... ANNA: She knows. 152 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,396 ...you guys. 153 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,585 (ANNA LAUGHING) 154 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:55,483 (SNIFFLES) 155 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:56,943 (SAY YOU'LL BE THERE PLAYING) 156 00:05:57,047 --> 00:06:00,195 We're the old Spice Girls and we have osteoporosis, 157 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:03,781 a condition where your bones almost crack 158 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,637 because you didn't get your vitamins. Got milk? 159 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:11,620 Ooh, I'm so old. 160 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,205 (GRUMBLING) 161 00:06:13,309 --> 00:06:15,394 Ooh, my back. 162 00:06:16,561 --> 00:06:18,646 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 163 00:06:19,397 --> 00:06:20,627 Oh, thank you. 164 00:06:20,731 --> 00:06:22,816 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 165 00:06:35,909 --> 00:06:38,056 BOTH: Five, six, seven, eight... 166 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,245 One. 167 00:06:43,956 --> 00:06:45,729 ANNA: And then it's kind of doing this at the end. 168 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,522 MAYA: Yeah, like this. Yeah. 169 00:06:47,626 --> 00:06:50,190 But it was like, sometimes it went like this but... 170 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:52,317 It was... 171 00:06:52,421 --> 00:06:54,193 it was so fun. 172 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:57,237 And we filmed it on... And it was, like, Stevie, Jessica, Connie. Yeah. 173 00:06:57,341 --> 00:07:00,531 Oh, my God, actually Maya did this really funny character... 174 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:01,657 No. 175 00:07:01,761 --> 00:07:03,283 ...for that... I'm not doing it. 176 00:07:03,387 --> 00:07:05,243 ANNA: It was so funny. 177 00:07:05,347 --> 00:07:06,577 (STUTTERS) I want to see it. 178 00:07:06,682 --> 00:07:08,287 Okay. I'll do it. 179 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:11,331 Okay. It's really funny, but it was like... 180 00:07:11,435 --> 00:07:13,332 They made me do it, and I, like, didn't know 181 00:07:13,437 --> 00:07:15,521 what I was... uh, I'll do it. Okay. Like... 182 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:18,961 (MIMICKING) Oh, Guido, 183 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:22,714 you want the milk for you... I make the cake. 184 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,591 (BOTH LAUGHING) ANNA: Oh, my God. 185 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,675 MAYA: It's like... 186 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,259 Okay, racist. 187 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,677 It's not racist. 188 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,803 They were, like, joking. I don't know. 189 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,139 Wait, did you just make fun of Mexicans? 190 00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:35,057 I wasn't... I didn't say I was Mexican, 191 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:37,475 like, they told me I was and it was like a joke. 192 00:07:37,579 --> 00:07:40,811 Wait, wait, wait. So... In this video project, 193 00:07:40,915 --> 00:07:42,771 you play a servant 194 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,814 and you're serving all your white friends? 195 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:46,982 Mmm-hmm. 196 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:50,109 And she put a blanket over Ojichan's shrine. 197 00:07:50,214 --> 00:07:52,736 You don't mess with Ojichan's shrine. 198 00:07:52,841 --> 00:07:53,987 I didn't. I just didn't want to scare them. 199 00:07:54,092 --> 00:07:55,155 SHUJI: Oh, my God. 200 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:58,115 Why are you so ashamed of being Japanese? 201 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,825 I'm not. 202 00:07:59,929 --> 00:08:03,473 I'm like barely Japanese, and I'm cool with it. 203 00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:06,163 Guido is fucked up, too. 204 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,352 (IN JAPANESE) Watch your language. 205 00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:11,500 Mom? What? 206 00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:14,419 Anna, you are more fucked up for making her do that. 207 00:08:14,523 --> 00:08:16,796 Mom? 208 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,985 Good job, racists. 209 00:08:21,945 --> 00:08:24,030 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 210 00:09:00,891 --> 00:09:02,976 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 211 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,901 (SIGHS) 212 00:09:19,988 --> 00:09:22,177 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: ...as a great beacon light of hope, 213 00:09:22,282 --> 00:09:25,346 the greatest demonstration for freedom 214 00:09:25,451 --> 00:09:28,119 in the history of our nation. 215 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,622 It came as a joyous daybreak 216 00:09:33,248 --> 00:09:37,293 to end the long night of their captivity. 217 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,277 "Brings attention 218 00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:47,175 "to reality that teenagers are in denial about." 219 00:09:50,177 --> 00:09:52,262 (PRINTER WHIRRING) 220 00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:55,848 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 221 00:10:27,455 --> 00:10:29,018 ABNER: (IN KOREAN) Oh, dude! 222 00:10:29,123 --> 00:10:31,020 (IN ENGLISH) I just caught a Psyduck! EUGENE: Okay. 223 00:10:31,124 --> 00:10:32,980 ABNER: You're such an idiot. 224 00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,356 Let's see it. I got you. I got you so good. 225 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:36,983 You do this every single time. 226 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,442 EUGENE: Dude, it's like... It's two time. 227 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:40,777 (ALL LAUGHING) It's not funny. 228 00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:43,696 EUGENE: I get you every time. It's always funny. 229 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,885 (MAYA LAUGHING) 230 00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,617 Can we help you? 231 00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:51,660 (MIMICKING IN JAPANESE) No, can I help you? 232 00:10:51,764 --> 00:10:54,558 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, we don't... We don't speak Japanese. 233 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,185 Me neither. 234 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,334 No! 235 00:11:01,438 --> 00:11:03,523 (CHUCKLING) God, you're paying for that. 236 00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:13,426 Hi. Um, is the principal here, please? It's important, please. 237 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,636 The principal isn't in right now. 238 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,638 Is there something I can help you with? 239 00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:23,517 Um, yeah, actually. I... I've been noticing some, um... 240 00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:27,499 racism in society and I would like to report it. 241 00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,711 Okay, kiddo. 242 00:11:34,212 --> 00:11:36,235 Oh, Principal Ravage. Ah. 243 00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:39,737 Um, I just have a quick thought for you. 244 00:11:39,841 --> 00:11:41,488 Yeah, uh-huh. Sure. What? 245 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:44,741 Um, I've been noticing a bit of a pattern in this school 246 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:47,034 which is, um... Mmm-hmm. 247 00:11:47,138 --> 00:11:48,869 Um, racism. 248 00:11:48,973 --> 00:11:52,038 And also separate... Segregation. 249 00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,623 And I just think it needs fixing, so... 250 00:11:54,727 --> 00:12:00,377 Uh-huh. Well, thank you for bringing this to my attention, Anna, 251 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:02,504 but I can't tell kids who to spend time with. 252 00:12:02,608 --> 00:12:05,131 And I hear that. I really do, but... 253 00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:07,966 Actually asked Jeeves last night for some ideas 254 00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:11,802 and I'm thinking of like a demonstration or something, you know, like... 255 00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:14,012 They do organize drunk-driving scenes 256 00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:16,139 to show kids, like, why not to drink and drive, 257 00:12:16,243 --> 00:12:17,890 and I think we can do, like, the same thing. 258 00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:20,684 Uh, you know what? I hear you, 259 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:23,228 but these things tend to work themselves out. 260 00:12:23,332 --> 00:12:25,750 Sometimes they don't and you need a demonstration. 261 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:29,211 Okay. Great. 262 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:32,338 I guess it's up to me, you dick. 263 00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:36,216 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 264 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:39,135 Wake up! 265 00:12:39,636 --> 00:12:41,491 So, it'll just be kind of a favor, 266 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:45,035 um, and it wouldn't interfere with drama rehearsal after school at all. 267 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,224 It'd actually be like... 268 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,497 now-ish. 269 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,832 Um... 270 00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:56,169 So, yeah? Just see... Think of this as a script 271 00:12:56,273 --> 00:12:58,900 and if you're him... 272 00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:01,548 Hi. 273 00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:03,090 Hi. Hi. 274 00:13:03,195 --> 00:13:05,133 Hi! Hey, back, you. 275 00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:06,718 Hi, how are you? 276 00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:07,802 I'm okay. 277 00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:10,054 I don't know, I'm just a little like... 278 00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:12,097 blah, after last night. Yeah. 279 00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:14,682 I know what you mean. It was crazy. 280 00:13:14,786 --> 00:13:16,058 Yeah, it was just weird. 281 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,726 It's kind of eye-opening for me. 282 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,060 Yeah, yeah. 283 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,354 And I'm sorry. 284 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,147 And I got a little something for you later. 285 00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:24,314 What do you have? 286 00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:25,857 MR. O: Okay, party people... A surprise? 287 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:29,360 ...today we're talking about the late Thomas Jefferson. 288 00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:31,882 What do we know about the great TJ? Yes. 289 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,135 Yeah, he's dead. 290 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:37,574 That is true. Okay. 291 00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,117 Yes. Gabe again. 292 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:41,535 Uh, he loves grilled bananas. 293 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,412 I don't think that's true, Gabe. (SNEEZES) 294 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,955 Bless you. 295 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,331 You don't know what I know. 296 00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:50,667 Okay, I do know that he was a Founding Father. 297 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:51,876 What... 298 00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,065 He was a disgusting slave owner. 299 00:14:01,779 --> 00:14:03,864 MARGOT: Maya is Japanese. 300 00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:06,616 (SCOFFS) That's so weird. 301 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:11,453 Yeah, that is weird. I bet she eats... (EXCLAIMS) 302 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:15,185 I bet she eats all kinds of gross foods. 303 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,541 Fishheads. Ew! 304 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,397 No, I don't. 305 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,358 And this, you guys, has been an example of racism. 306 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,985 And I would just like everybody to acknowledge that 307 00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:27,861 and I see that happening in our school... 308 00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,946 I am Japanese. (CHUCKLING) 309 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,114 So, um, where was I? 310 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,240 I was just saying that in America... 311 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,408 Maya, me love you long time! 312 00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:38,202 BRANDT: You sound Jamaican... ANNA: Okay. 313 00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:39,870 That's not part of this. 314 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:42,539 (CHUCKLING) Hey, Lucy Liu, can I get a $5 handjob? 315 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:45,458 You're Japanese? No shit, Maya, I'm American. 316 00:14:45,562 --> 00:14:47,125 Her eyes are always closed. MS. BELL: Hey, hey, 317 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,752 what's going on here? 318 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:52,087 Everyone, everyone, get back to your classes. 319 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,297 What's going on? 320 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,612 Someone put this on my locker. 321 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,492 Who is responsible for this? 322 00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:10,017 Well, it's... 323 00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:12,206 Seriously? 324 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,812 MS. BELL: Oh, Ms. Kone, come on, come on. 325 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,106 We're going to wait in here till Mr. Ravage comes. 326 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,608 Maya, it was... We're going to have to call your parents, 327 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,151 you know, that was a hate crime. 328 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,069 It... Come on, come on, get in there. 329 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,258 Be quiet and sit down. 330 00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,844 I thought they were friends. 331 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,847 Anna. Kone. 332 00:15:33,514 --> 00:15:34,660 Mom. 333 00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,704 She's my best friend 334 00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,121 and her name is Maya. 335 00:15:38,226 --> 00:15:39,873 And just so you know 336 00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:42,500 the only reason I did that was to bring attention because 337 00:15:42,604 --> 00:15:45,710 Becca and Stevie and Connie were treating her differently. 338 00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:48,671 All right. Let's not point the finger, all right? 339 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,173 This is about you and all this racism. 340 00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:54,029 Honey, I taught you this, no? 341 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:55,843 I'm disappointed. 342 00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:57,386 That's what I'm trying to say. 343 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,095 (STUTTERS) I'm trying to bring attention to the issue. 344 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:01,847 Don't be a know-it-all. You're 13. 345 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:04,641 I think, uh, some... 346 00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:07,310 major apologizing is in order. 347 00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,478 See, this is why she doesn't take anything seriously. 348 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:11,187 Why? You just want her to apologize, 349 00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,522 go through the motions of apologizing. 350 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:13,648 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 351 00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:15,149 and then you're gonna go home 352 00:16:15,253 --> 00:16:16,337 and you'll watch The Simpsons with her later. 353 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,984 The point is... 354 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,339 What's wrong with The Simpsons? ...then she doesn't learn 355 00:16:19,423 --> 00:16:22,529 to take it seriously. Jesus fucking Christ, Curtis. 356 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,198 Mom, we're in school, you can't say... Who gives a fuck? 357 00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:28,784 Okay, uh, I wanna thank you both 358 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,660 so much for coming down here today. 359 00:16:30,764 --> 00:16:34,642 And as for you, Ms. Kone, I will see you in detention. 360 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,041 (DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING) 361 00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:40,584 I'm not eating. 362 00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:43,211 I'm not eating until racism is over. 363 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:46,880 You're going on a hunger strike like Gandhi? 364 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:48,256 What? 365 00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,446 Oh, for heaven sakes. 366 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,539 Geez, dummy. 367 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,083 What happened? 368 00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,420 (SOBBING) Nothing. 369 00:17:16,298 --> 00:17:18,466 Come on. Let's go. 370 00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:27,431 Here you all go. 371 00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:31,663 You know what? 372 00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:34,728 Take a nice long look at yourself, 373 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,605 and your bigotry. 374 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:44,923 What's your problem? 375 00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:47,675 Anybody else, anybody else wanna test me? 376 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,051 Boom, bitch. 377 00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:51,240 Suck my pubes, bitch. 378 00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:54,430 EVAN: Yo, what up, Shuji? What's up? 379 00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:56,515 What's up, Shuj? 380 00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:59,538 Um, welcome to the park. 381 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,457 Yo, this is my sister, Maya. 382 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,730 Yo, what up, Maya? 383 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,855 What's up, Evan? 384 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,690 Let's sit down. 385 00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:08,941 So... 386 00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:12,277 Some fucked up shit happened to her today. 387 00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:14,945 Someone wrote "I'm Japanese" on her locker 388 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,030 and a bunch of kids called her a dirty Jap. 389 00:18:17,135 --> 00:18:19,324 Yo, that's fucked up. 390 00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:21,659 This is Andy Kim. He's in my grade. 391 00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:23,243 What's up? 392 00:18:23,347 --> 00:18:24,786 Yo, you're trying to hit this, though? 393 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,434 This tree is hella tight, dawg. Yeah, let's do it. 394 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:45,489 Yo, Maya, you wanna hit this? 395 00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:53,265 Hey, yo! No, wait. 396 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:54,808 I'm just kidding. 397 00:18:54,912 --> 00:18:56,976 Hey, yo, she never hit a pipe though. 398 00:18:57,081 --> 00:18:58,019 MAYA: Yes, I have. 399 00:18:58,123 --> 00:19:01,855 Like freaking dank faded all the time. 400 00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,481 Oh! 401 00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:07,025 Um, you know what? On second thought I feel like... 402 00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,194 I normally would, but I just... 403 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:10,903 During school, like, shouldn't. 404 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:12,154 You know? 405 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:14,072 Staying sober for school. 406 00:19:14,177 --> 00:19:15,365 I respect that. 407 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:16,991 EVAN: Uh, Shuji, you wanna hit this? 408 00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:19,180 SHUJI: Yeah. All right. 409 00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:25,602 Oh, God. Hey, Koney. Why aren't you at lunch? 410 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:27,791 Honey-baked ham day. 411 00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:30,772 I'm just kind of busy, like, fixing the school. 412 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:36,464 Oh, well, actually that's not really a bad idea 413 00:19:36,568 --> 00:19:38,674 to take a look at yourself especially when you 414 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,905 think something's everybody else's fault. 415 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:43,135 Okay. 416 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,721 Have you seen Maya? She's, like, mad at me or whatever. 417 00:19:45,825 --> 00:19:48,223 Uh, sweetie pie, why don't you sit down and have some lunch? 418 00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,349 You don't seem like yourself today. 419 00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:53,226 I'm on a hunger strike until racism is over. 420 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,354 Oh. Uh, you want half of this? 421 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,563 (STOMACH GROWLS) 422 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,085 Because that other thing's gonna take a second. 423 00:20:01,503 --> 00:20:02,858 What kind is it? 424 00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:05,047 It's kind of a meat. 425 00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:09,780 Ham. There might be cheese in it. 426 00:20:09,884 --> 00:20:12,240 Just keep it. Just keep it. No, no. It's okay. I'm good. 427 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,429 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 428 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:15,993 Yeah, right. 429 00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:17,494 Thanks, Jan. 430 00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:19,871 ANDY: Why'd they switch out Aunt Viv? Think about it. 431 00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:22,414 She got that lighter skin, that's right. 432 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:24,291 Yo, Maya needs justice, man. 433 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,793 She needs to, like, put her racist ass friend in check. 434 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:30,108 She's not really that racist. She's like... 435 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:32,630 A good person. 436 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:34,131 No, that shit that she said to you 437 00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:37,009 was some of the most fucked up stuff that I've ever heard. 438 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,385 I bet my sister doesn't even know what racism is. 439 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:42,971 That is such bullshit. Yes, I do. 440 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,765 It's like when you're mean to people 441 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,684 'cause of their skin color and like lynch them. 442 00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,165 No, it's not always as obvious as that. 443 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,918 Yeah, Maya, think about it. 444 00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:58,191 Use your head. 445 00:20:58,295 --> 00:21:00,442 WOMAN: Do your parents own the cleaners? CONNIE: You look dirty. 446 00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:01,860 MAN 1: When did you immigrate here? 447 00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:03,611 MAN 2: I've never met an Oriental before. 448 00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:06,447 MAN 3: Say something in Chinese. GIRL: Konnichiwa. 449 00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,198 (IN ENGLISH) Whoa, whoa, whoa. 450 00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:10,617 What the fuck, dude. Come on. 451 00:21:10,721 --> 00:21:13,119 ANDY: What? It's... (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 452 00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:15,454 Sorry, it happens sometimes. 453 00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:17,413 You see now. 454 00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:19,373 You got to speak up for yourself. 455 00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:20,916 Yeah. 456 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,188 You got to beat up your friend. 457 00:21:25,899 --> 00:21:27,984 Yeah. 458 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:32,466 Hey, let me hit that. 459 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,884 EVAN: Yeah? Yeah. 460 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,073 Hey, no... 461 00:21:36,532 --> 00:21:39,033 Don't fucking... Maya! Jesus. 462 00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:43,495 Let's do it. 463 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,293 (DOOR OPENING) 464 00:21:56,463 --> 00:21:58,590 (STOMACH GROWLING) 465 00:22:16,228 --> 00:22:18,312 I have to beat you up. 466 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,523 I'm gonna eat you up. 467 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,129 I'm gonna beat your ass now. 468 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,318 ANNA: I'm gonna eat your ass. 469 00:22:26,986 --> 00:22:29,154 MAYA: Hello, Na. 470 00:22:34,991 --> 00:22:37,055 Mai. 471 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,057 Hey, Na. 472 00:22:39,161 --> 00:22:41,309 I... 473 00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,498 Do it. I, uh... 474 00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:47,230 I have to beat your white ass up... 475 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,481 White ass up. 476 00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:51,670 Now. 477 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,590 (SHAKILY) Follow me, bitch. 478 00:22:58,926 --> 00:23:01,011 Okay. 479 00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:03,367 Oh, yeah, you got this, Maya. 480 00:23:03,471 --> 00:23:04,951 SHUJI: Yeah, come on. 481 00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:07,244 They want you to really punch me, so... 482 00:23:07,349 --> 00:23:09,162 SHUJI: Stand up for yourself. 483 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:11,352 ANDY: Go! 484 00:23:12,186 --> 00:23:13,958 Come on! Get angry. 485 00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:16,147 Hit her. 486 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,172 (GRUNTS) 487 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,757 EVAN: Yeah. 488 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,091 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 489 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,760 Go! I can't believe you fucking did that! 490 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,344 I was trying to help. 491 00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,512 By telling everyone I'm Asian. 492 00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:34,765 They already freaking know. Am I right? 493 00:23:34,869 --> 00:23:37,183 I know, I mean, duh, like, I know I'm Asian, 494 00:23:37,287 --> 00:23:38,684 but I'm more than that. 495 00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:39,981 I know and that's what I was trying to say, like... 496 00:23:40,081 --> 00:23:41,603 MAYA: Yeah. 497 00:23:41,707 --> 00:23:43,354 You just shouldn't hide it and I just thought that I was... 498 00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:45,481 Celebrating your heritage. 499 00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:46,899 That is so easy for you to say. 500 00:23:47,003 --> 00:23:49,171 You don't know what it's like to be me. 501 00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:51,736 You're right. I don't. You're right. 502 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:56,197 Okay, and I wanna choose which Spice Girl I'm gonna be. 503 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,990 I know, you should. 504 00:23:58,094 --> 00:24:00,951 And I should've told them that you are Posh Spice. 505 00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:03,369 I should have, okay? Yeah, yeah. 506 00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:05,558 And Guido's fucked up. 507 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,977 I don't want to punch you. 508 00:24:08,727 --> 00:24:11,062 I don't want you to punch me either. 509 00:24:13,356 --> 00:24:15,441 Please. 510 00:24:15,899 --> 00:24:17,984 Yeah, you punch that racist. 511 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,694 Hit her. 512 00:24:26,657 --> 00:24:27,887 Five... 513 00:24:27,991 --> 00:24:29,222 Six... 514 00:24:29,326 --> 00:24:31,015 Seven... 515 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,204 Eight... 516 00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:38,437 What the hell is this? 517 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:40,626 (GROANS) 518 00:24:45,546 --> 00:24:47,631 (ANNA CHUCKLES) 519 00:24:51,717 --> 00:24:54,219 (BOYS BOOING) 520 00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:58,993 BOYS: Boo! Boo! 521 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,266 ANDY: It's not fighting. You guys are hugging. 522 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,435 SHUJI: Let's get out of here. 523 00:25:13,734 --> 00:25:14,713 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 524 00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:16,048 MAYA: They don't even know how to do it. 525 00:25:16,152 --> 00:25:19,967 Like, I feel like I was going so much harder... 526 00:25:20,072 --> 00:25:22,844 That guy... He got so freaked out. 527 00:25:22,949 --> 00:25:26,055 Are you sure, like, that I didn't hurt you at all? 528 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:28,244 I was, like, rough 529 00:25:28,786 --> 00:25:30,100 and tumble. 530 00:25:30,204 --> 00:25:32,143 It's crazy. Mai! Ow! 531 00:25:32,247 --> 00:25:34,270 You know that scares me. 532 00:25:34,374 --> 00:25:36,104 Hey, Shuji. 533 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,105 What's up? 534 00:25:37,209 --> 00:25:39,336 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 535 00:25:40,545 --> 00:25:42,442 And I know that you probably 536 00:25:42,546 --> 00:25:44,610 hate me now and I understand why. 537 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:46,695 I knew she wasn't gonna hit you, so... 538 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,989 That's a lie. 539 00:25:49,093 --> 00:25:51,365 I was so freaking... I was like... 540 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:53,325 Maya. 541 00:25:53,429 --> 00:25:55,514 I was like... 542 00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:58,954 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 543 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,831 Dude, your Japanese is so bad. 544 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,457 No, it isn't. (CONTINUES IN JAPANESE) 545 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,333 (IN ENGLISH) That's so mean. 546 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,814 I have no idea what you guys are saying but I just literally love you. 547 00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:09,420 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 548 00:26:09,525 --> 00:26:11,610 (MIMICKING MAYA) 549 00:26:40,589 --> 00:26:41,778 I'm Posh. 550 00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:44,238 Thank you all for coming tonight. 551 00:26:44,342 --> 00:26:46,427 Girl power. 552 00:26:49,971 --> 00:26:52,848 (SAY YOU'LL BE THERE PLAYING) 553 00:26:58,644 --> 00:26:59,999 ♪ Say you'll be there 554 00:27:00,104 --> 00:27:02,668 ♪ I'm giving you everything 555 00:27:02,772 --> 00:27:05,337 ♪ All that joy can bring, 556 00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:07,255 ♪ Yes, I swear 557 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,444 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪